BDCF | Mork Magdalene - Tee

This is the shirt to buy if you have caused a loved one or coworker to lose more than $1000 through misguided cryptocurrency advice. It will not buy you redemption but it will help.

Products will be shipped to order. All shipping is standard, no express shipping is offered. We will have your item shipped as fast as possible once the order is received. Delays may occur depending on shipping method, distance, international, weekends, and so forth. To put it all into one sentence, "We will try and get your product to you as soon as we possibly can. Delays can happen, but we will try our best to avoid them."