Stealing Your Views - Tee

Stealing your views (and comfort) has never been easier. Guaranteed to steal the channel views of people who don't possess this shirt.

[Note: Not an actual guarantee, it's still very much a shirt - but who wouldn't want to look this stylish?]

Products will be shipped to order. All shipping is standard, no express shipping is offered. We will have your item shipped as fast as possible once the order is received. Delays may occur depending on shipping method, distance, international, weekends, and so forth. To put it all into one sentence, "We will try and get your product to you as soon as we possibly can. Delays can happen, but we will try our best to avoid them."